Ay yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What time is it!? Vine Time!
~~~
Ice Finn: I eat cheerios because they're heart-healthy and my heart has been severely damaged... so Jake if you're out there.
~~~
Evil Morty: Did you hang out with Bipper last night?
Demon Marco: Ya know, yeah I did.
Evil Morty: Oh... I love Bipper!
Demon Marco: You hate Bipper-
Evil Morty: YEAH NO SHIT, HONEY!
~~~
(For the sake of things, let's say Wirt got a job)
Beast Wirt: So how is everything?
Customer: Actually the chicken is a little dry.
Beast Wirt: *Glares at customer and spits on chicken* How 'bout now?
~~~
Mewberty Star: What kind of spider is that?
Genocide Frisk: Looks like a Daddy Longlegs
Mewberty Star: Okay, it's a good looking spider but I wouldn't say it's Daddy.
Genocide Frisk: ... Wait what?
~~~
Birthday Mabel: Hey Bip, where you going?
Bipper: Well that depends, sis. When I die probably hell, but right now I'm going to the bathroom.
~~~
Beast Wirt: *Very clearly drunk* WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
Evil Morty: *Visible confusion* What does that even mean?
~~~
Demon Marco: Oh no, some firetrucks. Looks like someone at the Chuck E. Cheese started playing my mixtape.
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Ice Finn: Hey how y'all doi- *Luna starts biting and attacking him* AAAHHH! Get your fucking cat bitch!
Bipper: It don't bite.
Ice Finn: Yes it do, bi-
~~~
Demon Marco: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?
Evil Morty: It's not water.
Demon Marco: Vodka! I like your styl-
Evil Morty: It's vinegar.
Demon Marco: ... what?
Evil Morty: It's vinegar you puss-
~~~
Beast Wirt: Okay, ya know what, you're in time out! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Ice Finn: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
~~~
Bipper: How does it feel to be the worst Bad End Friend ever?
Evil Morty: Shut up. Your mother buys you mega blocks instead of Legos.
Bipper: You fucking take that back.
~~~
Genocide Frisk: Baby changing station, *puts finger over the 'c'* baby hanging station.
Everyone: *Starts clapping*
Beast Wirt: *Massaging his temples while trying to ignore the idiots around him*
~~~
Birthday Mabel: Who took my food? Star!
Birthday Mabel: That was me 10 minutes ago. I was mad but friendship is more important
Birthday Mabel: That was me 15 seconds ago. Screw it. *kicks down door* STAR!
~~~
Bipper: Storytime! In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
Everyone: *Looks at Demon Marco*
Demon Marco: Really.
~~~
This was too much fun. Now for some parting words of wisdom. *Clears throat* You're all going to hell. Byeeeeee!
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Family Fun! (Bad End Friends)
FanfictionWhat do you get when you cross a pain-loving demon, an emotional ice prince, a living tree, and other crazy characters? A shit-ton of shenanigans. Join the bad end friends as they try to tackle everyday problems in their own insane (and probably not...
