What's a better way to end a double weekend update than some classic vines? Trick question, there is none!
Bipper: *stabs himself with a fork* Mothertrucker dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
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Birthday Mabel: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Genocide Frisk: I don't have one either.
Both of them: *start laughing*
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Ice Finn: *coughs*
Beast Wirt: Hey Finn, are you sick?
Ice Finn: Yeah, d-do you think I could get some chicken n-noodle soup?
Beast Wirt: No, just fucking shut up and die slowly, okay?
Ice Finn: Okay.
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Bipper: You wouldn't like me before my coffee.
Evil Morty: So weird because I fucking hate you. All the time. Everyday.
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Bipper: *jumps out from behind a wall* RAGH!
Ice Finn: Ahh! Stop I could have dropped my croissant.
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Evil Morty: Hey whattsup girl.
Demon Marco: HEY GIRL YOU LOOKIN FIERCE TODAY AND WE LOVE IT!
Evil Morty: What are you doing!
Demon Marco: Well if you get a girlfriend you won't have time for me man.
Evil Morty: . . . What do you mean!?
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Birthday Mabel: Wait what? You're not coming to my tea party? BIPPER I MADE BISCUITS!!!!
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Demon Marco: The ladies congregate here every day to scope out the hot dudes.
Mewberty Star: . . . Yeah we do. *starts laughing*
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Genocide Frisk: Yo, we should go back in.
Bipper: Yeah we could *breaks off the oars* or! (get it cause he broke the oars and he said . . . nevermind)
Genocide Frisk: Did you just break the fucking boat?
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Mewberty Star: Wirt can we stop at McDonald's?
Beast Wirt: Star, I'm making dinner at home.
Mewberty Star: 😰 I hate this fucking family!
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Ice Finn: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAHHHH!!!
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Evil Morty: I thought you were bae! Psh, turns out you're just fam.
Demon Marco: Bruh.
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Beast Wirt: Did you do the dishes?
Bipper: I uh, I thought you wanted to do them.
Beast Wirt: Hehe, you were wrong.
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Demon Marco: Huh, I don't want to be cool anymore. *throws shades only for them to bounce right back* Well it looks like I don't have a choice.
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Birthday Mabel: I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong one time, BUT I WAS WRONG!
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Genocide Frisk: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
The Beast: The souls of the innocent.
Beast Wirt: A bagel.
The Beast: NOOOOO!
Beast Wirt: . . . two bagels.
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Mewberty Star: Can I get a waffle?
Bipper and Evil Morty: *beating the shit out of each other*
Mewberty Star: Can I please get a waffle!?
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Beast Wirt: Go ahead and introduce yourself.
Demon Marco: My name is Marco with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire li-
Beast Wirt: Stop stop stop. Where?
Demon Marco: Hm?
Beast Wirt: Where's the B?
Demon Marco: There's a bee!?
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And that's it! I really hope you enjoyed all these skits and vines because I sure as hell did! Don't expect me to do more than 2 updates ever again though because it was a shit-ton of work. Bye-bye bat fam!
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