Hehe, this is embarrassing but my trip apparently didn't last very long so I'm back. . . . and have no clue what to do! So you're getting a skit because I still want to wait to do a proper chapter tomorrow. Sorry for the confusion! (I don't own this, it's by Julian Smith)
Ice Finn: Hey Bipper, you got anything to drink?
Bipper: Yeah in the fridge.
Birthday Mabel: Hey Finn, grab me a glass of malk.
Ice Finn: We don't have any malk, but I could get you some milk.
Bipper: . . That's what she just said.
Birthday Mabel: Yeah I just want some malk.
Ice Finn: No, you're saying it wrong you're saying malk like it's a disease.
Bipper: Pft- okay. How do you say it?
Ice Finn: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it, milk. M-I-L-K
Bipper: Right like 2%
Birthday Mabel: Yeah, whole malk
Ice Finn: No no no no, say milkshake.
Birthday Mabel: Milkshake.
Ice Finn: Right now say milk
Birthday Mabel: Malk.
Ice Finn: . . . . . Are you hearing this!?
Bipper: Yeah, the girl wants a glass of mulk.
Ice Finn: look of absolute disgust MULK!?
Bipper: Give her the mulk, Finn!
Beast Wirt: Bipper, inside voices, please.
Bipper: Oh sorry twigs. . . my human friends.
Birthday Mabel: FINN POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
Ice Finn: Why are you yelling at me!?
Bipper: JUST GIVE HER THE FREAKING MULK!
Ice Finn: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Birthday Mabel: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, FINN!
Ice Finn: NO YOU'RE SAYING MALK! YOU'RE SAYING-
Bipper and Birthday Mabel: MALK MULK! MMMMMAAAAALLLK! MUUUULLLLLKKK! random cow noises
Ice Finn: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! takes out an ice sword and points it at himself
Bipper: flames in his hands You better put it down Finn!
Birthday Mabel: flames in her hands Don't do it, Finn!
Ice Finn: YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF I STAB MYSELF!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Bipper and Birthday Mabel: . . . .look at each other then aim the fire at themselves PUT YOUR SWORD DOWN! PUT IT AWAY, FINN! DROP IT!
Ice Finn: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!
Don't worry they're all good. But there was no malk in the fridge in the first place. (god I can hear Finn screaming from over here) Sorry once again for the little mix-up, I hope this made up for it. God, I can't wait for tomorrow's chapter! Speaking of which, I will see you all tomorrow!
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