Family Fun! (Bad End Friends)

Who Broke It?

It's another beautiful day for skits! This one is from Parks and Recreation (you should definitely watch it!) and perfectly captures what happens whenever these little shits get in a fight. Hope you enjoy!

Beast Wirt: *looking at the broken coffee pot* So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Ice Finn: . . . I-I did. I broke it Wi-

Beast Wirt: No you didn't. Frisk?

Genocide Frisk: What! Don't look at me, look at Marco.

Demon Marco: I didn't break it!

Genocide Frisk: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Demon Marco: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Genocide Frisk: Pretty suspicious.

Demon Marco: No it's NOT!

Bipper: If it matters, probably not, but Smith was the last one to use it.

Evil Morty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Bipper: Oh really, then what were you doing by the coffee machine earlier?

Evil Morty: I use the wooden stirrers to make my robots. Everyone knows that dumbass!

Ice Finn: Okay, l-lets not fight. I-I broke it, so I'll pay for it-

Beast Wirt: No Finn. Who broke it?

Birthday Mabel: Hey Wirt, Star's been awfully quiet.

Mewberty Star: Really!?

Birthday Mabel: Uh, yeah, really!

Everyone: *starts arguing and yelling* OH REALLY? SHUT UP WE KNOW IT WAS YOU! YOU WANNA GO BITCH! *everything turns to chaos*

Beast Wirt: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. . . good. It was getting a little too peaceful around here.

And there you have it, Wirt broke the coffee pot. What, he's allowed to have a little chaotic fun once in a while, and watching your friends beat the shit out of each other is high-class entertainment. I'm gonna go eat my waffles but I'll be back soon with the last update of the weekend. I hope you enjoyed and bye!