If It Is You (Y.Jw) [Sequel]

Drunk? Definitely (2)

As Heeseung finally returned he placed the plastic bag down in front of me as he and the three other boys sat down around the table, and the three remaining boys got comfortable in the couch.

"Two bottles of each?" I remarked as I opened the plastic bags, "you really think it'll be that hard for you to get wasted?"

"I can't believe noona is getting the hyungs wasted," Niki happily giggled making me let out a small laugh over at him.

"Now... do you want to drink it clean or do you want me to mix drinks and cocktails for you?" I questioned in excitement.

"You believe we can drink that clean?" Jake questioned in disbelief making me unscrew the lid of both one of the vodka and one of the bacardi bottles before quickly sniffing them.

"Woah... what percentage is the vodka?" I questioned in shock and looked at the bottle, "75?" I gasped in shock as I looked to Heeseung who just shrugged, "you could sanitize your hands with this, not literally, but this will burn if you drink it clean."

"Hey... I thought we had to do it quick," Heeseung excused in defense.

"I'm not letting you drink that clean, 75% is simply insane," I simply shook my head and rushed out to the kitchen and brought in the sode that stood in the fridge, "at least not completely."

I immediately began pouring up soda to each of the boys, only so that half of the glass was full... and then I might've just filled it with vodka for the rest.

"I swear to god if I don't die tonight it'll be a miracle," Jay sighed at his glass.

"Eh... I've betted you would be out first," I shrugged making him widen his eyes at me.

"You know... if you're gonna bet on us, I think you should join the drinking too," Jake stated making me arch a brow at him.

"Is that a challenge?" I questioned in amusement.

"She has a high tolerance doesn't she?" Jake complained to the others.

"Do I have to call my brother?" I questioned making Jake immediately nod at me and I quickly got out my phone and called my brother, putting it on speaker and placing it on the table.

"This better be good," my brother's voice spoke up as he answered the call.

"Gee, I missed you too," I complained at him.

"Just tell me what you want," he sighed.

"Remember when we went to Chris' birthday party?" I questioned him.

"Which one? The one where you were home in September or the one where you got wasted?" he questioned.

"Wasted," I replied and he just hummed, "how much did I drink that night?"

"Man I don't even know... I remember we had a competition about who could drink the most and I passed out before you stopped," he stated and I hummed at him, "I'd say I had at least been through... what was it? Six beers at least and ten shots?"

"Not more?" I frowned at the phone

"When I woke up again... I think Em said you had at least been through another bottle of shots since I passed out," my brother hummed.

"Was it really a whole?" I questioned.

"Em's words, not mine," my brother clarified, but I do believe by then you were pretty wasted.

"Ah... right... so I have a pretty high tolerance, right?" I questioned and he immediately hummed.

"Oh yeah, defi-- why do you need to know this?" my brother immediately suspiciously questioned making me quickly reach over and end the call.

"Enough answer?" I questioned as I looked to Jake.

"You're absolutely insane," he stated and I hummed as I just waved it off.

"Bottoms up lads," I stated making the four boys just eye me before hesitantly beginning to drink their soda-vodka mixes.

"Ew... it's strong," Sunghoon commented.

"Really strong," Heeseung nodded with a small cough.

Somehow they all finished their glasses and I just continued to pour various mixes up for them until eventually they were all fairly drunk. Jay being the first one of course, as I had bet on. Overall it was quite an amusing sight, Sunghoon sitting and laughing loudly whilst reasoning why he is the leader of the 02z, Jay answering in slurs that it was most definitely him that was the leader, Jake crying because they just couldn't be friends meanwhile Heeseung would sit and try and cheer up Jake by flirting with him.

"I have to be the leader because I'm the smartest, handsomest, prettiest, wonderfulest, did I say handsomest? It definitely needs to be repeated any way," Sunghoon happily laughed at Jay.

"zatsssssss shhooo nauuut tueee," Jay slurred as he swayed in his spot and pointed his finger towards the wall behind Sunghoon.

"G-guys... I don't ge-get why we just ca-can't a-a-a-all be frieeeeends!" Jake cried out as tears continued to trail down his cheeks.

"You can be my friend you hunk of an aussie," Heeseung winked at Jake as I desperately tried to hold down a laugh.

"Yo, back off... the aussie's mine," Sunghoon complained and pulled Jake over to his side.

"Please tell me one of you is filming this," I stated.

"Already on it noona," Niki happily replied and looked back at the screen on his phone, "I need blackmail material."

"Sunny... can you explain what the hell we're witnessing?" Sunoo questioned making me let out a small laugh as I just nodded at him and sat up on my knees.

"So... there are four types of drunks here," I stated and gestured around to the four drunken boys, "Sunghoon-ie is the closest we'll get to 'the party drunk' out of the four. He's the happy, giggly, possesive drunk. As you see happy about himself, giggly in the way he talks and possesive towards Jake when Heeseung flirted with him," I explained, "now Jake... the crying drunk... usually because they just want everyone to be happy or is overwhelmed by the smallest things. Jay... a prime example of being old man drunk, slurring their words, swaying back and forth, seemingly tired. And Heeseung-ie... obviously the flirt. Will literally flirt with anyone and anything."

"Impressive," Jungwon commented and I just nodded as I watched the four boys in amusement, "can you know how people would be if they're drunk by their everyday personalities?"

"Most times... you can, but other times it doesn't have anything to do with their every day personality," I shook my head at him.

"So... what would you say I would be like?" he eagerly questioned.

"Uhm... probably quite... baby like? You know... needs to be babied and told that you're a cutie," I shrugged making him frown before hesitantly nodding, "Sunoo would probably... probably the one who thinks he's everyone's friend and would attach himself onto the nearest person, sometimes jumping from arm to arm. Niki... I can't figure out... something tells me he would most likely end up sitting alone and giggling to himself, perhaps the baby clingy type... you know clings onto someone and just pouts until he gets attention from the person."

"I'd like to see that," Sunoo commented making me let out a small laugh at him, "can we get him drunk?"

"No way in hell," I simply shook my head at him as I screw the lids back on the bottles I had used, "right now I think we need to get these four to bed and I'll go get hangover pills in the morning."

"How do we get... this... to bed?" Jungwon questioned.

"It might be easier to just leave them here to fall asleep," I realized in agreement, "so... we go to bed?" I questioned to the three sober boys on the couch who all immediately nodded, as they got up and leaved the drunk mess of the four older boys behind.