He Loves Delaware So There

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Me: *gets a 2021 Delaware travel guide in the mail*

Steven: What the heck is that?

Me: A Delaware travel guide.

Steven: Dude, why do you like Delaware so much? What's in Delaware, anyway?

Me: I just love the state.

Steven: Delaware ain't that popular.

Me: It is to me.

Steven: There ain't nothing in Delaware.

SkittishReflections: Oh my gosh, leave Damien alone! He just likes Delaware, that's all!

Me: Exactly!

Steven: Delaware is pretty boring.

Brody: No, it's not! Being a Delaware native, there's lots to do in DE. Dover Downs, Historic New Castle, the beaches, Wilmington, Dover International Speedway, and much more! So, don't say that Delaware is boring!

Steven: Delaware has a lot of rednecks!

Brody: *beats Steven up*

Steven: *getting beat up*

SkittishReflections: Don't mess with Texas, indeed! Don't mess with Delaware!



This story was written on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021.

A/N Steven doesn't know what he's talking about. Delaware is my favorite state. And no, Delaware isn't boring! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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