Nathan: Why are you wasting your time writing stories, Damien?
Me: Not a waste of time at all! I enjoy it!
Nathan: You'll never amount to anything as a writer!
peterwendypan: Dude, shut up! You don't know what you're talking about! *Albanian accent*
Nathan: I know exactly what I'm talking about, you Russian idiot!
peterwendypan: I'm from Albania, moron! Have you not heard of my country?
Nathan: No.
Alan: It's a country by the Adriatic Sea in Europe. Near Italy, and Greece.
peterwendypan: Thank you, Alan!
Nathan: I thought Albania was next to Russia, or something.
peterwendypan: Can you believe this idiot? How old are you?
Nathan: 50.
Kitty_Slave_: 50? You're 50 years old, and you don't know this stuff? You're so dumb!
Nathan: Are you from Albania, too?
Kitty_Slave_: I'm from Canada. I'm Canadian.
Nathan: So, you speak Canadian, then?
Kitty_Slave_: Idiot! Canadian isn't a language! English and French are spoken in Canada!
Nathan: I thought French was spoken in France.
Kitty_Slave_: Is he serious? French is spoken all throughout the world!
Nathan: Oh.
Fariah: *Arabic accent* Even in Morocco, where I am from.
Nathan: Oh.
Me: Moron.
Wolf_of_Heaven: For a 50 year old man, he's stupid.
This story was written on Sunday, May 9th, 2021. (Mother's Day)
A/N Nathan is so stupid! Just like Steven! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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