All Of Us: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TYRONE!!!!!
Tyrone: Thank you!
SkittishReflections: Here is your card! We all signed it!
Tyrone: *looks at his birthday card with all the signatures* Thank you, all! I really appreciate the birthday wishes!
Me: How old are you now?
Tyrone: 42!
PresidentDuck: That's just superb! May you experience many many more!
slxtNxtd00r: Ah, so you're Tyrone! You seem pretty cool! Were you born in 1980?
Tyrone: Nope, 1979.
slxtNxtd00r: Ah, okay.
Me: Aaron was born in 1980, though.
slxtNxtd00r: Who's Aaron?
Me: Eh, a total jerk. We're not really friends with him.
slxtNxtd00r: Alright, I'll have to keep my eyes out for him. Where is he?
Me: He's being interviewed at 5 Guys.
slxtNxtd00r: Cool!
Tyrone: I want to celebrate my 42nd birthday at Family Pizza in East Lyme!
SkittishReflections: Sounds like a plan! Where is East Lyme located?
Me: New London County. On the shoreline. It's about say, 25 minutes from New London.
SkittishReflections: Okay! Gotta get used to my surroundings here in Connecticut! And, I live in Canada! I teleport here, everyday! Ha ha!
Alan: Teleportation is cool!
SkittishReflections: And, I can safely say, that I will not be crushed by a piano, today! Hang on, I gotta step outside for a minute. *walks outside* Such a gorgeous day! *looks up at the sky and sees something falling* Hmm, what is that?
Piano: *falling towards her*
SkittishReflections: Darn it! I jinxed it!
Piano: *crushes her, out cold*
SkittishReflections: *out cold with stars floating above her, and her tongue hanging out*
This story was written on Monday, May 17th, 2021.
A/N Happy 42nd Birthday, Tyrone!!!!!!!! Let's hope that SkittishReflections will snap out of her unconscious state, so she can drive us to East Lyme! She has been cursed by falling pianos! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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