Forgetfulness: *sees the pizzeria across the street* I'm gonna get pizza.
Drivers: *driving in both directions*
Forgetfulness: *crosses the street without looking both ways*
Driver: *honking loudly* Get out of the way!!!!
Forgetfulness: Oops!
Driver: *gives F a death stare*
Forgetfulness: I had the right of way!
Woman: You weren't in the crosswalk, stupid! You could've been killed!
Forgetfulness: Sorry. *walks into the pizzeria*
Woman: What a moron. *crosses the street, using the crosswalk*
This story was written on Monday, May 1st, 2021.
A/N F, you need to look both ways, before crossing the street! You're such a bonehead! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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