Me: Melissa, what is the largest river in South America?
Melissa Hoon: Um, the Mississippi River!
Me: Wrong answer! The correct answer was the Amazon River!
Melissa Hoon: I thought you meant the southern part of the US!
Me: Nope! Now, stay right there, while that piano falls towards you.
Piano: *falls towards Melissa*
Melissa Hoon: *holding up a sign that says Good bye, folks, and has a worried look on her face*
Piano: *crushes Melissa, knocking her out cold*
SkittishReflections: Glad that wasn't me this time!
Melissa Hoon: *out cold, with stars floating above her, and her tongue hanging out*
This story was written on Monday, May 10th, 2021.
A/N SkittishReflections got a break this time! But, not Melissa! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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