Forgetfulness Wants To Go To College

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Forgetfulness: I want to attend college.

Alan: Where, exactly?

Forgetfulness: UMass in Amherst MA.

Alan: Why do you want to go to college?

Forgetfulness: So, I can make some friends.

SkittishReflections: Pfft! Just for that? You're not gonna major in anything?

Forgetfulness: No. Like I said, I want to make some friends. And, I figured that college is the best place.

SkittishReflections: You can make friends, anywhere! And, do you even have a high school diploma?

Forgetfulness: Not really.

Me: Then, you can't go to college, F! And, for your information, no one wants to be your friend!

Forgetfulness: I gotta make some friends, one way, or another!

A_Female_Red_Ranger: You make people forget to do things! I won't be your friend!

Forgetfulness: I don't want to be lonely anymore! *crying*

SkittishReflections: Crikey! Here come the water works!

Forgetfulness: *crying*

All Of Us: *leave to have some fun*

Forgetfulness: *still crying*









This story was written on Monday, June 14th, 2021. (Flag Day)

A/N F isn't qualified to go to college! He needs a high school diploma! And, no one wants to be his friend! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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