Emma Is Disgusting

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Emma: *drinks some soda*

Me: *drinks some water*

Emma: *burps*

Me: Excuse you!

Emma: *still burping*

SkittishReflections: Emma, stop it!

Emma: *still burping*

SkittishReflections: Emma, I'm warning you!

Emma: *still burping* Burpies!

Alan: Ew, gross! You're disgusting, Emma! Ugh!

Emma: *burps again* Burpies! Ha ha!

Angela: Are you like 3 years old? Ew!

Emma: I made burp burps!

SkittishReflections: Okay, that's it! *gets the pen*

Emma: Wait! I'll stop!

SkittishReflections: Too late! *sucks Emma into the pen*

Emma: Excusssseeee meeeeeee!!! *getting sucked into the pen*

Alan: She's nasty!

Me: Agreed! She's 17, and she's talking like a 3 year old!

Angela: Exactly!







This story was written on Wednesday, June 23rd, 2021.

A/N This is based on a true story. I have a friend that kept burping and saying burpies. Made me totally uncomfortable. I wasn't amused at her lack of maturity. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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