The Consultant (Loki x Male Reader)

part: 1

song: Every Breath You Take - The Police

3rd pov

"ja, genau!" y/n laughed, chatting with one of the people at the fancy party he was invited to.

he doesnt know why, but he was. so obviously, he went.

he felt like leaving, though, so he was outside chatting with a few people on his way out.

what he didn't know, was that there were eyes on him all night. emerald green eyes piercing through him the whole time.

y/n obliviously sipped champagne and spoke with patrons. it sort of irked his stalker.

y/n stopped laughing when screams erupted from inside the building. he turned his attention to the entrance and people were running through it.

then, a man in green clothing and a ridiculous looking helmet stepped out with large grin on his face. he held a long spear with a glowing blue rock on the end of it.

"kneel before me," he said.

he hit the spear on the ground. "i said, kneel!"

everyone kneeled.

y/n huffed as the weird dude in the stupid costume lectured the crowd with some kind of freedom bullshit.

"that's fuckin dumb, just like your outfit," y/n shouted out, and the man turned wide-eyed to him.

horns was about to speak, but the ring of a phone stopped him.

"oh, that's me. hold on." y/n held his finger up as he pulled his phone out and answered it.

"fury, i'm on vacation," y/n sighed. it was quiet for a moment. loki glared at y/n.

y/n turned and met his gaze. "god of mischief, you say?"

loki cocked his head to the side. y/n was talking about him.

"yeah, he's like- right in front of me, dude." y/n looked at his nails, rubbing them on his jacket coat and checking them again.

"well what the fuck do you want me to do about it? i don't have super powers and he's a literal god," y/n grumbled, and loki let his ego inflate a tiny bit.

"don't let that go to your head," y/n pointed at loki, "if you didn't have powers i would so be able to end your ass."

the demi god scoffed. he raised his spear towards y/n and a blue beam shot from it and y/n didn't even flinch.

captain america stood in fromt of him, his shield repelling the beam back at loki.

"so that's why you called me? to stall him? fan-fucking-tastic." y/n rolled his eyes and hung up the phone. he turned to loki.

"that was so not cool, man. real low," y/n said, shaking his head.

loki felt anger fester within him at the mortal boy. why wasn't he afraid of him? why didn't he care at all that he could have died?

"you know, the last time i was in germany, and saw a man standing above everyone else, we ended up disagreeing." captain america said.

"the soldier," loki growled, getting up from the ground, "the man out of time." he laughed.

"i'm not the one out of time," captain america said, and a s.h.i.e.l.d. aircraft appeared behind him.

well, there goes y/n's vacation.

loki shot a beam at the ship and dodged, and captain america charged at him.

"woo! go cap!" y/n shouted. loki threw him to the ground.

y/n winced and curled into himself. that looked like it hurt.

loki walked to him and held his spear at cap's head.

"kneel," he said again.

"not today!" captain america said, kicking loki in the face.

y/n drew in a sharp breath as he watched loki stumble, but he retaliated and threw cap off of him.

an ac/dc song started playing out of seemingly nowhere, and iron man flew down and shot a beam at loki, sending him flying.

2nd pov

"wow. is everyone here?" you asked, looking between captain america and iron man.

"make your move, reindeer games," iron man said, little tiny guns popping out of his shoulders.

you snickered at the name and loki turned to glare at you.

loki held his hands up and stared back at the two men as his outrageous costume faded away.

"see, you look so much better like that! i prefer you without the horns," you said.

"oh, so you prefer me? good to know," loki smirked.

you felt heat pool in your cheeks. "yeah, prefer you in a cell."

loki scoffed.

iron man and captain america led loki into the ship and you followed behind them, figuring they might need your help at some point.

you all sat in the ship in an awkward silence, tony and steve staring daggers into loki.

steve sighed.

"i don't like it," he said.

"what, rock of ages giving up so easily?" tony replied.

you rolled your eyes and tuned them out, knowing they'd start bickering like little boys.

you turned your attention to loki, who sat there with no expression. he must've felt your gaze, because he met your eyes with his.

you stuck your tongue out at him, and he grimaced with a grunt and looked away. you smiled.

thunder sounded around you and loki got a concerned look on his face.

"what's the matter?" steve asked, looking at loki. "are you afraid of a little lightning?"

"i'm not overly fond of what follows," loki said, staring out at the clouds.

a loud thump from the roof came, and the whole ship jolted.

everyone scrambled to get ready for what was about to come, and iron man opened the hatch to the ship.

thor, the god of lighting, landed in the ship.

iron man charged up his beam of death, but thor swung his hammer into him before he could shoot.

thor angrily turned towards loki and grabbed him by the neck, and dragged him towards the hatch and jumped off with him.

"bruh."

ayo, thats the end of this chapter 😀😀 anyways, i was watching the new loki show and i realized that i think loki is like, hot. so then i binged a whole bunch of loki x m readers and there are like no stories for male readers 😩😩 so thats why im here besties. im here to write a good story for my fellow dude bros out there.