The Consultant (Loki x Male Reader)

part: 44

song: don't stop me now - queen

3rd pov

"be quiet! we'll get caught," y/n whispered, turning his attention back to what he was doing.

loki peered over y/n's shoulder, who was pouring hair dye into thor's shampoo bottle.

"so, this strange substance you're pouring into his shampoo is going to turn his hair green?" loki asked.

"as i've answered for like the 500th time, yes, loki, his hair is going to turn green," y/n said, snapping the caps to the dye and shampoo closed.

"brilliant," loki said, smiling darkly.

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y/n and loki were in the gym of the avenger's building, and loki held y/n's feet down as he did sit ups.

"22," loki counted, pecking y/n's lips as he came up, "23."

each time y/n came up, he and loki shared a brief kiss.

"30."

loki let go of y/n's feet, and y/n rolled over onto his stomach.

"now sit on my back," y/n said, and loki furrowed his eyebrows.

"pardon?" he asked.

y/n laughed lightly. "sit on my back."

loki complied, taking a seat on y/n's back. he felt y/n push up and wobbled a bit before he steadied himself.

"oh, i see," loki said, realizing what y/n was doing.

"i think i enjoy this partner workout thing," loki said as y/n did pushups with him on his back.

"i think you only enjoy it because you aren't the one exercising. and you get to sit on me," y/n said, slightly out of breath.

"oh, maybe," loki hummed.

he felt y/n start to sit up with him still on his back and he started to get off. y/n wrapped his arms around loki's thighs, keeping him from moving.

"i need more weight. you're not heavy enough," y/n said, standing up and piggy backing loki.

loki wrapped his arms around y/n's neck so he didn't fall backwards.

y/n walked to the weight rack and squatted down.

"can you grab the 75 pound weight?" y/n asked, and loki reached past y/n's head to grab it.

he lifted the weight off of the rack and held it tightly as y/n walked back to his spot.

"what number was i on?" y/n asked, kneeling down onto the floor and getting into push up position.

"i think 7," loki answered. y/n hummed and started doing pushups again.

"8, 9," loki counted, "te— oof!"

y/n felt himself get significantly lighter.

"loki!" someone roared.

y/n's and loki's eyes widened and y/n shot up from his position. he looked in front of him and saw thor. his hair was dark green, contrasting his angry red face.

y/n turned back and saw loki pinned to the ground by mjolnir, and then he looked back to thor.

he burst out in laughter as thor just stared at him angrily. loki laughed as well, struggling under mjolnir's weight.

"loki, i'm going to throw you into the sun!" thor yelled, stomping towards the pinned down loki.

"wait!" y/n said, still laughing. thor stopped and glared at y/n.

"what?" he growled.

y/n wiped away a tear, catching his breath. "it was my idea, i did it. loki was just my accomplice."

thor's eyes widened, but they went back to normal as he sighed.

"you don't need to lie to protect loki, y/n," thor said, continuing his path towards loki.

"i'm serious!" y/n shouted, jumping in between thor and loki. "loki didn't even know what hair dye was until last night, i swear!"

y/n said.

"y/n," thor said, calling mjolnir back to him, "i'm going to throw you into the sun."

y/n smiled and began sprinting down down the gym.

thor threw mjolnir, and y/n turned to see it hurtling towards him.

he didn't have time to dodge it, so he turn to face it completely and summoned tyrfing with his his magic.

the two weapons collided and y/n was knocked backwards by the force. mjolnir was also launched back a few feet.

y/n fell onto his back and rolled to get up, but thor had already caught up to
him and placed a foot on his chest.

"how do i get my hair back to blond?" thor asked, glaring down at y/n.

y/n panted and tyrfing dematerialized out of his hand.

"it'll wash out in like— three weeks," y/n said.

"three weeks!?" thor yelled, pressing down harder onto y/n's chest. y/n groaned.

"maybe two if you wash your hair every day!" y/n wheezed.

thor growled and took his foot off of y/n. y/n sighed in relief and started to sit up, that is, until thor put mjolnir on his chest.

he immediately collapsed back onto the ground with a groan.

"you will lay there until it washes out, then," thor said.

y/n lifted his head to stare at thor in shock.

"are you kidding me?" y/n asked.

"do i look like i'm joking?" thor asked, folding his arms.

y/n turned to look at loki who had just approached. he shrugged.

"i cannot lift mjolnir. there's no way for me to help you," loki said.

y/n groaned and let his head fall in defeat. he laid there for a moment before he wrapped his hands around mjolnir's handle and tried to pull it off of him.

it didn't budge.

"haha! brother, not even you could lift mjolnir, i swear by it," thor laughed.

y/n continued to try and lift mjolnir off of his chest. thor stopped grinning when he saw mjolnir begin move.

loki's mouth parted a bit in surprise.

y/n grunted as he strained to move mjolnir, albeit slow and painstaking, y/n was slowly dragging mjolnir off of his chest.

he let go of it and took a break, panting. trying to move mjolnir was proving to be difficult.

he took a deep breath and grasped mjolnir again, his arms shaking and veins bulging.

instead of dragging it, he picked mjolnir up a few centimeters off of him. he was shaking violently as he struggled to keep it up.

with one last cry, he lifted mjolnir as high as he could and swung it down off of him.

he took a deep breath as he was finally free.

thor and loki stood frozen in shock.

"okay. i think that's the end of my work out for today."

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