21st Feb: First World Problems

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Date: Saturday 21st February 2015
Style: Rhyming Couplets
Title: First World Problems

First world problems

Like paying the bills and the rent

When some people are homeless

Without help from the state, be content!

So, Starbucks got your order wrong

And daddy won't buy you a car

But it looks like you'll pass your media degree

One day you'll be a star!

So, your WiFi went down for an hour

And as you washed your shower went cold

Please don't tell me you're starving!

How could you be so selfishly bold?

Corked white wine for a white whiner

Politically incorrect, but some truth

Shouldn't it be Developed World Problems?

'What you can say,' changes for the youth

But that's another First World Problem!

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