Let this parody be a sucess
Can i even pass this test?
I hope it's good for the rest
Cause i tried my fucking best.
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Leon (do u wanna build a snowman)
"Hey (y/n)!!" Leon shouted
"What?!" You asked.
"Do you wanna have some day off, i already told the boss!!
I know that your watching porn, come out the door, to prove that i'm wrong!!
We used to be together, stop ignoring me. What are you doing now?
Do you wanna have some day off? I only want to see you...."
"Out now!!"
"Okay bye"
-next day-
"Hey (y/n)!! Do you wanna have some day off?! Or fight some zombies today?
I know that your mad at me, so please kiss me. All i did is to say sorry all along~ i'm so sorry
It gets a little boring with out you here, just watching the hours tick on!!"
-that night-
" hey babe, i know that your in there. People asking where you've been. And i'm like......
I can't tell, or i don't care but please let me in.
I'm nothing when ur not here. Now it's u and me
What am i going to do?
Hey babe~
Do wanna have some day off?"
You went out of your room with a smile.
"I'm doing some paperworks!!" He stpod up and hugged you.
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Chris (for the first time in forever)
"The window is close, so's that door!!" You sang as you look around
"You can't escape from me anymore!!" Chris sang with a smile.
"Who knew that i can escape from this today?" You sang and ran.
"For years i've known you so much more" he chased you.
"Shit, why do you have to be so tall?"
"Just admit that you're just fucked today!!"
"I get it, you just love them, but it's totally strange!" You sang and signaled the soldiers to open the gate.
"Hey, wait!! Don't even bother open that gate!!
"For the first time in forever!!! Chris redfield admit his gay!! " you sang while skipping away.
"For the first time in forever, i have the urge to kill you today!!" Chris said making you sweat bullets.
" Don't know if it's the aura or the voice, but i know it's working so well!!"
"For the first time in forever! You admit your scared!"
"I can't wait to tell everyone? What if i say to him?" You ran again.
"Tonight imagine you scream and all, grinding you against thre wall!!" He smirked making you blush
"Where did you get that cheezy line today? I suddenly see him standing there!! A handsome soldier with a brown cool hair!!" You said as you went closely to piers.
"I'm going to catch you and send you away!!" He said.
"I surrender can you stop chasing? I's been a long day!!"
"Nothing from this i've been running so far" he smiled.
He caught you and kissed you.
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Piers (love is an open door)
You woke up as the alarm ring.
"All my life i've been complaining of how do i look? And then i suddenly just found a clue!"
"Hey it's breakfast time!!" Piers shouted.
"I've been searching you around this house for a while, i don't know what your saying, you're the girl that i find"
"What do you mean?" You sang
"What i mean"
"That i love to see your face" piers said
"Oh piers please, i ain't falling for this again" you sang.
"Can i just eat you~~" he sang and u ran.
"I am not a food~"
"Shut up your my food" piers said and you turned left.
"I'm not!!"
"You are!!"
"I'm not!!"
"You are!!"
"I'm tellin chris u love him too~" you blurted out.
"I mean it's crazy" he said
"Wha?!" You sang as he pinned you.
"Your ass looks twitching right now"
"I'm gonna kick your balls!!" You shouted and ran again.
"Oh come on!! I know you want it too!!" Piers sang.
"Fuck, can we just fucking stop!!" You said.
"Okay~"
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Jake (let it go~)
"I can't handle his pervertness, it's just over the top" you started to sing making jake smile.
"Oh come on, just admit it, you just want us to fuck" he sand and went near you.
"You want me to grab a knife and cut your organs out!!" You growled.
"You've said that 3 times, i know you can't do that" he said.
"Don't make me try, or you will cry. Screaming your lungs out until your voice die!!" You sang.
"Oh bitch puh-lease, you can't do it! Just admit it!!"
"Fuck it all fuck it all!! I wanna kill you son of a whore!!" You sang making jake smirk again.
"What the hell, what the hell? Can we settle this in that door!!" He sang pointing the master bedroom
"I don't care!!"
"I wanna hear ur scream!!" Jake sang.
"Come on and fuck urself. I ain't interested with ur bitching!!" You scowled and he sighed. He knows that it's ur time of the month.
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resident evil 6 boyfriend scenarios
Fanfictionso mostly it's about Leon, Chris, Piers, Jake ehehe
