"Oh? I didn't knew that you had this kind of fetish, dear. You could've said so, I'm also a bit into S&M plays"
"In which eye did you see me having this kind of hobby?"
Hiroto said with an exhausted expression on his face before he placed Azazel, who was tied up with a rope of black mana, onto the couch. Making Beelzebub watch in interest as Hiroto removed the mana rope around the angel's body.
"Hmm? Isn't this the little angel that has been peeping on us in the bathroom a few days ago?"
Beelzebub asked in surprise as a large smile adorned her face. Walking slowly towards the angel who was excitedly looking around the mansion.
"Wait... you knew that she was stalking us but you didn't do anything to stop her?"
"Why would I do something as troublesome as that, dear?"
Beelzebub retorted with a smug smile on her face as she shrugged her shoulders. Making Hiroto look at her with a strange expression on his face. Wondering why she is so carefree when someone is secretly gathering sensitive information and photos of her.
"Did she anger you somehow? For you to actually bring her back here. Do you want to have a threesome together with her? It's not that I min-"
"Please stop thinking of sex for at least a few minutes"
Hiroto said in a tired voice before looking at Azazel who is carefully writing down all three sizes of the demoness in front of her in her notepad. Making Hiroto's eyes twitch before confiscating the notepad in Azael's hand.
"W-Wait! I was writing down crucial information!"
Azazel yelled before reaching out her hand and trying to retrieve back her notepad from him. Making Hiroto raise his hand higher as the angel pressed her breast and body against him while reaching out her hand towards the notebook above her.
"Taking advantage of her like this. How admirable of you, dear student"
Beelzebub said with a satisfied expression on her face as she watched Azazel's breast rub against his abdomen. Making Hiroto look at both of them with an annoyed expression on his face. Wondering what kind of sin he committed that caused him to be surrounded with strange girls that all had a few loose screws in their heads.
One is a walking slaughterhouse while the other is a nutcase of an angel who has a questionable obsession with demons. Both are closet perverts in their own unique way.
"Give me a fucking break"
He said before he wrapped his arm around Azazel's waist and pulled her closer. Stopped her from moving around before he passed the notepad towards Beelzebub who had a large smirk on her face.
"I know what you're thinking, and I'm telling you that is not the case"
"Sure~ I believe you"
She said as a grin slowly formed on her face, causing Hiroto's head to ache from having to deal with both of them at the same time. Watching as Beelzebub opened the notepad out of curiosity to see what kind of information Azazel was writing down.
"Oh? Hiroto, half incubus. weight: 65 Kilo, height: 6 feet, penis siz-"
"AH!!!!!"
Hiroto shouted out of panic to stop her from continuing, causing him to look at the angel in his arm who had a nervous smile on her face.
"There's a valid reason why I wrote that down"
"... I wonder what kind of 'valid reason' requires someone to take note of my size"
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Bullshit Dimensional System (Anime Fanfic)
FanfictionKirishima Hiroto, that's my name. This is the unbelievable story of the time where I acquired a system... sound cliché right? ... I know, and I don't really like how it forces me to do things that- [Host, please stop talking to yourself and do your...