"Hmm... Did something good happen today?"
Beelzebub asked as she entered the kitchen wearing nothing but her transparent black nightdress that revealed her seductive and curvaceous body. Making Hiroto who was preparing their breakfast to look at her with a helpless expression on his face.
"Wear something decent or you won't have any breakfast"
He said as Beelzebub sat down and grabbed a strange yellow fruit from the table. Looking at Hiroto with a large smile on her face.
"It's just the two of us in this mansion so why bother fixing my attire... If it's you, go ahead and look at my body as much as you want. I'll allow you to even touch and play with it if you like"
"I'll pass"
He said, completely blocking off her advances before spreading chocolate on top of the thin pancake that he made. Folding it exactly like how Helltaker does it in the game.
"Don't you get tired living in abstinence? Don't you want to indulge in the sin of lust for all eternity together with me?"
"... Why don't you go find someone else to be your eternal sex partner? I'm too busy to deal with your lust... and it's not like we'll be together for long anywa-"
He said but was cut off as he heard a loud crashing sound echo from behind him, causing him to turn his head back in confusion. Only to see Beelzebub sitting on a chair with a table broken in half in front of her like she just broke it with her punch.
"Deary... don't you think it's a bit too early for you to make such tasteless jokes?"
Beelzebub said with a forced smile while her face was adorned by an unusual dark expression. An expression that was far different from the teasing and grandiose expressions that she usually wore every single day.
"... Sorry... I guess it was a bit tasteless of me to make that kind of joke..."
He said, deciding to concede with what she just said to avoid triggering her anger even further. Something that he himself finds terrifying since she'll do anything to force the situation to go as she wanted no matter what means she uses. Even if it means cutting all of his 4 limbs, or murdering any other demon girl that dares to approach him to make sure that he would stay with her for all eternity.
'This is the main reason why I fucking hate yanderes'
He thought while showing a comforting smile on his face. Feeling a bit suffocated from the obsession that she was showing towards him.
[Try not to agitate her too much, Host. As of now, you are no match for her even when you train for a few more centuries. She is one of the 5 characters in this dimension that has the strength of a tier IV system holder]
The system warned as cold sweat ran down Hiroto's back as he felt her gaze fixated on his back.
'Who are the other 4?'
[Lucifer, Justice, the commander of heaven, and Azazel after she became a demon... or should we refer to her as Loremaster?]
The system answered before cutting off his mana from the magic stone firing the stove.
"So... where are we going to eat? You just destroyed the only table that we have in this mansion"
Hiroto asked as he turned around and faced Beelzebub who was trying to fix the table with her mana. Making Hiroto let out a tired sigh before pointing his finger at the window of the kitchen.
"There's a picnic table outside. Let's just eat there for now, and we'll just buy another table later"
"Oh my~ Are you inviting me on a date?"
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Bullshit Dimensional System (Anime Fanfic)
FanficKirishima Hiroto, that's my name. This is the unbelievable story of the time where I acquired a system... sound cliché right? ... I know, and I don't really like how it forces me to do things that- [Host, please stop talking to yourself and do your...