"What the hell is this?"
Hiroto asked while looking at the dishes in front of him that were prepared with the joint forces of Azazel and Beelzebub. Making him look at the two women who were smiling happily with a strange expression on his face.
"Food"
Beelzebub plainly said, causing Hiroto's mouth to twitch in response before pointing his finger at the dishes prepared by them.
"Shellfish, Eel, Beef, Eggs, Avocado, and Asparagus... Do you think I won't know what the two of you are planning?"
He asked, causing both Beelzebub and Azazel to nervously smile in response. Making them avert her eyes from Hiroto who looked at them with a frown on his face.
"It's just ordinary food, dear. Why would you think that we're planning something malicious"
"Look at me in the eye and explain why they are all either energy or libido-boosting food?"
He asked causing Beelzebub to shrug her shoulder while facing the other way to avoid making eye contact with him. Making Hiroto's eyebrows twitch as he saw her blatantly lie in front of him.
"I-It was the only ingredients we could find in town..."
Azazel retorted. Trying to help Beelzebub out of Hiroto's suspicion.
"We just wanted to help you out since you looked exhausted the past few weeks... so maybe we could help you recover your energy and vigor by giving you these types of foods"
"I'm confused as to why you came up with this kind of solution when we can just cut the sex by at least half. That's the main reason why I can't sleep properly at night"
He suggested, causing the two girls to look at each other in response.
"Dear, are you trying to kill us?"
"I also would like to ask you that question"
He said with a perplexed expression on his face while looking at the two unbelievable women on the opposite side of the table.
"Just hurry up and eat, we already prepared it anyway so it's such a waste if it all goes in the trash. Don't you think so dear?"
"... I'll never trust the two of you again in preparing lunch"
Hiroto said before stabbing his fork in the steak on his plate. Making Beelzebub and Azazel happily smile in response, seeing that Hiroto would eat what they prepared.
"You're also partly at fault here, dear. For turning our bodies like this, don't you think it is just fair that you take responsibility for this?"
"By letting the two of you use me like a dildo? How about no"
Hiroto rejected with a firm expression on his face before the 3 of them suddenly heard a loud tone echo throughout the mansion. Indicating that there was someone ringing the doorbell of their home.
"Did the two of you have any visitors?"
He asked, causing the two of them to shake their heads to the side. Denying his question with the same confused expression on their faces. They found it weird that there was someone who would visit them when their mansion is in the middle of a danger zone, and what's more, is that they never interacted with anyone else other than themselves so it was weird that they suddenly have a visitor out of nowhere.
"That's weird... Azazel, you didn't offend anyone and make them chase you here right? Did you get caught stalking other demons aside from us?"
"How low is my image in your mind? I didn't. I stopped that act the moment I entered this mansion. I've been busy researching a demon's mating patterns, techniques, and sensation from the two of you"
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Bullshit Dimensional System (Anime Fanfic)
FanfictionKirishima Hiroto, that's my name. This is the unbelievable story of the time where I acquired a system... sound cliché right? ... I know, and I don't really like how it forces me to do things that- [Host, please stop talking to yourself and do your...