Looking at you side ways

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Mark was standing in the kitchen scratching himself while he waited for the coffee to finish when Derek walked into the room.

Derek ran his hand through his hair and asked grumpily, "You get any sleep?"

Mark replied, "Oh she needs to buy a padded headboard or something."

"So who is the guy?" asked Derek as he poured coffee into his to go cup.

Mark laughed evilly, "You think it was just one guy doing all that work?"

Looking shocked[i] that it might be two guys ravishing Meredith all fucking night [/i]Derek said, "Yeah, do you mind if I don't think about that?"

Mark laughed at the expression on Derek's face and said, "Oh; jealous?"

"I'm not jealous."

Mark said, "Well, I am. But at least I know she'll be having a long day at work. I didn't think you were even here. I thought you went home with that brunette?"

Derek grumbled, "Car sex. I wanted to sleep in my own bed. Not that I got any sleep!"

Mark and Derek hear heavy footsteps coming down the stairs and Derek opens the door a crack to see Jaake leaving.

Derek turned to Mark and said, "It's that Aussie guy, Jaake."

Mark replied back, "Well, at least we know animal surgery isn't his only skill."

Derek said, "I know they have been dating a little, but I didn't think it was this serious."

"Hell for all we know, they have been fucking since day one. It's been over a month."

"No, Meredith wouldn't sleep with him unless she was serious. That's not who she is. I mean this is the first guy she has brought home."

Mark replied, "That we know of. Besides, it's not a secret. They have probably been going at it like rabbits for weeks."

Derek said angrily, "Maybe not. Maybe it just happened. You know, spontaneously last night!"

He slammed the coffee carafe down and Meredith walked into the kitchen.

"Hi guys."

Mark said, "Morning princess. Hey, so it sounded like you were having some pretty radical sex last night, all night long. Who was the guy?"

Meredith poured her coffee into her to go cup and bit down on her lower lip. "Nobody you know." [i]She certainly wasn't going to talk about her sex life with Mark and Derek.[/i]

Mark raised his eyebrows at her and Derek scowled and said, "Let's go. We are going to be late."

Derek got into the drivers side with Mark in the front and Meredith in the back. He started the car and backed out. He kept checking the rear view mirror and glared at Meredith. She wasn't paying any attention and was closing her eyes.

"Hey asshole!"

"What?" asked Derek.

Mark said, "You just ran that stop sign!"

"Really? Sorry."

"Pay attention Derek. We don't want to arrive to work in an ambulance." Snapped Mark.

"Shit. I am sleep deprived. From you know who." Derek said as he glanced in the mirror at Meredith.

Mark turned around and looked at Meredith.[i] She was actually dozing. Little sleeping beauty. He would have to give her shit at work about last night. [/i]

Derek slammed on the brakes and they all pitched forward a little.

"Derek! What in the hell?" asked Mark.