Looking at you side ways

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Derek and Meredith ran into the locker room and started changing.

Cristina laughed and said, "Two minutes and counting."

All the others were there and just waiting for Dr. Bailey to arrive. Addison sighed as she realized [i]that Grey only looked late, not devastated like she had hoped. She looked like she was well rested and sated. Damn it![/i] She glanced to Sloan who narrowed his eyes at her and glared.

Meredith and Derek just finished changing when Dr. Bailey came in.

"After rounds Yang you are in OR 3. Sloan; you get plastics today. Burke: you are in the cardiac unit. Montgomery; you are in post-op, Shepherd; you get labor and delivery and Grey check with the fifth year resident in neuro. Let's be careful out there. Remember Mrs. Drake, the patient with the forgotten towel? Legal settled with her for a cool 1.8 million. Be vigilant in everything that you do."

Mark whistled and Burke grumbled, "There goes our raises for next year."

They all filed after Bailey and Derek and Addison brought up the rear.

Addison whispered to Derek, "Derek. You are really fucking Grey?"

Derek stopped just inside the locker room and looked around. He hissed," Not that it is any of your business, but no Addison. I am not fucking Grey. I am however making love to a girl I care very much about. That would be Meredith."

He grabbed her arm hard and said through gritted teeth, "You don't want to hurt her ever again. Trust me." He went out the door.

Addison was breathless. [i]She forgot what he said. Angry Derek was hot. And he made her wet and hot. [/i]

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Meredith said, "Dr. Bailey. Henry Lamott. Age 42. Is scheduled with Dr. Osborne for a spinal implant..." She is interrupted when Mr. Lament turns up the volume of his television. Burke is captivated by the TV and there is women moaning and giggling.

Meredith continues on and says, "To control the pain of his herniated disc. He's allergic to all pain medication.."

Meredith glances at the TV screen when she realizes only Dr. Bailey is listening to her. Everyone else is watching TV.

Meredith asks, "Is that..?"

Mrs. Lamott says, "Porn."

Dr. Bailey is looking at the patient's chart, but says, "Porn?" She then looks up at the TV.

Dr. Bailey says, "As in Porn!"

Surprisingly, Addison says, "Alright! What are we watching?"

Shocked Dr. Bailey says," Montgomery! Go stand in the hall!" Addison slowly walks out of the room. Since she still lives at the hotel, Addison has become addicted to late night porn.[i] Luckily Daddy doesn't look at the itemized bill; he just pays.[/i]

Dr. Bailey is distracted by the TV and says, "Uh. Mr. and Mrs. Lamott. I'm sure you're really nice people and what you do in the privacy of your own...Look! We can't have porn in here. This is a hospital."

Mr. Lamott says, "It's for my pain. My doc says it releases endorphins in the brain. It helps keep my pain at a manageable level."

All of the interns are amused, but Burke is still captivated by the woman on the TV.

Burke asks, "Really?"

Dr. Bailey says, "Burke! Get in the hall." He leaves slowly and closes his lab coat tightly. Cristina laughs loudly at his discomfort.