I've been asked if I use magic to keep myself in shape since I live in my car and survive on fast food and cheap breakfast foods. I find that offensive. I bust my ass to stay in shape. There are gyms in every town and my see what you want ID spell works just fine at them. Yes, I am a member, here's my card.
I'd like to remind you again that I am not a criminal. What am I stealing at a gym?
Not only that, but I stop and run five or six miles all the time. That's free. It's hard to eat healthy on the road. It's really hard to eat healthy when you're poor as well. I do the best that I can. I'm not slamming down half a dozen Big Macs a day. The idea that I am training like a fiend every day and you people would think that I am using magic to maintain fitness is insulting. I work hard to stay in shape.
Also I use magic.
The AEPW show was fine. Benny the evil referee was stiff but nothing I couldn't handle. I've been hurt worse for less. Irish Terry wasn't there. I wonder if Benny/Gauge won any favor with her by smacking me around. Maybe I can write a wrestling romcom about them and make some real money.
There isn't much to say about my MMA fight with Alyonka "Fist" Belaya. I got paid. That's good.
I wasn't planning on trying to win. But if she had walked in there and looked like I could crush her like a bug why not right? Once I saw her there was no way in hell I had any such idea. She had fifty pounds on me at least.
I looked online to see how MMA weight classes work, I guess I'd be a super welterweight but that's the heaviest for women so there's no limit after that? If anyone knows about women's MMA, explain it to me.
We danced around a little, she got me in a hold and I tapped. The crowd started chanting as I was leaving "bullshit" and "fix". Which is encouraging in a way. I wouldn't have expected MMA people to give a shit about a women's fight enough to care if it was fixed. It would be a fix if the person who was supposed to win took a dive. Why would anyone ask the person who was going to lose anyway to take a dive? It was definitely bullshit, they were right about that.
I assume this is the end of my long and storied MMA career. Hopefully this scandal won't bring down the entire sport.
On to Macon!
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