The Shine

She can forget about midterms

There are so many wrestling podcasts. I have a hard time believing that anyone listens to most of them. On the other than hand what else do wrestling fans have to do? Not have sex am I right?

I did a double shot in Austin, backstage a guy was gassing on about his podcast. He was sure that it's going to make him a big star. I don't think it works like that. Who is going to listen to the podcast of an assistant manager of Chili's in LaGrange who wrestles twice a month in front of fifteen people? You have to already be famous for anyone to listen to your podcast. It's not going to make you famous.

Since every wrestler has to have a podcast here's what mine is going to be. My a podcast is going to be A-list celebrity guests and myself discuss just the first scene of every episode of Law and Order. That opening three minute scene where a jogger or a guy driving a truck finds the dead body and one of the detectives really lays a zinger out there about the dead person and/or the way they died and/or the potential murderer.

For example we'd watch the first part of the 1999 episode "Empire" and the A-list celebrity guest and I would then talk extensively about Lenny's wham line "Looks like he got SOMETHING straight!" The something Lenny was talking about was the dead guy's dick. We'd do a deep dive on how that joke was about the dead guy's erect penis. Was it really straight? Most of them curve up. Some of them curve to the side. We'd spend the time to really unpack that joke about the dead guy's dick.

Has anyone gotten over with a podcast? Colt Cabana is the only name that comes to mind. It's impossible to say if the podcast made him more popular or if his popularity made the podcast successful. When he started his podcast he was already 10 years into his career and had a ton of friends that were big stars that he could interview. Plus he's charismatic and interesting. Maybe a podcast can bump you up once you're already making a good living in the biz?

I should be doing more on social media to promote myself. I don't really know how. Plus look what happened to Sonia Deville. I guess Mandy Rose was the one that was going to be murdered, but Sonia was the one being stalked. That's one good thing about technically being homeless, if anyone wants to stalk me they have to really be dedicated.

As far as I know there aren't any podcasts about learning magic. Maybe that's my angle.

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