The Shine

Law & Order of the Phoenix

I like cop shows. I don't know why. I'm sure very little about them is anything like real life. In in real life lady cops don't look like pretty actresses. I'm sure there are some exceptions, but overall I doubt there are a lot of chesty blondes with perfect skin and juicy asses executing warrants in the real world.

Having said, this lady detective has a legit Blake Lively vibe. She wears one of those boob shirts that I don't understand. It's a button up number but it's so tight across the boobs. Then it's not loose below the boobs, it's tight across the stomach too. It is shaped like a mushroom when you're not wearing it? I've never seen a shirt like that in a store. I probably don't shop in the same places as women who buy boob shirts.

Boob shirt said she was Atlanta PD but her accent didn't seem right to me. It was more like what I've heard is called mid-Atlantic. Which isn't even a real way people talk. That was made up for movies. She halfway sounds like a stern governess from a musical in the 50's. She also chain smokes and blusters one of those box-stacking guys from a cop show.

Why was an Atlanta detective having Florida cops roust me? This is where things get weird.

The arrest was just a cover so she could talk to me. Which ironically has to be super illegal. What she wants is my help finding someone. When I asked why she was hassling me, she said that she needed someone who could do magic. I appreciate that she didn't beat around the bush about magic.

When I asked her how she knew I could do magic, she told me that she didn't know for sure that I could. If I could, great, then I could help her. If not, she'd take me out into the woods and shoot me in the head to keep me from telling anyone about this.

I think she was only 68% kidding.

I had questions. Many questions. She made it clear she wasn't interested in taking questions. She told me I could either spend the night in a cell or she'd let me go home. But if I went home, she was going to be there at 6 AM sharp tomorrow. And if I wasn't there, she'd hunt me down and shoot me in the head.

I don't think she was kidding at all that time.

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