You read the title. You know what this is about. (Explanation at the end :p)
1. You know those things under your chair at a lot of schools? And how people put their feet on them? I just...NO. DON'T DO THAT. THAT IS NOT WHAT THOSE ARE FOR.
2. People singing along in the car. Specifically, my mom. Idgaf if she made me. STOP SINGING IN THE CAR.
3. Chewing with your mouth open. A lot of people dislike this(I think), so it's not THAT bad. It's just GROSS, okay?
4. People who diss on others because of an argument they had AGES ago. I mean, for a few days, I get it. But gawd, can't people just move on? ((Aight, there are some exceptions to this, like when the person seriously insulted/emotionally hurt them. But other than that[especially if they've apologized]? Nuh-uh. As my dad would have said, 'Suck it up, buttercup.'))
5. LICKING YOUR FINGERS. I JUST...NO. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE PLACES YOUR FINGERS HAVE BEEN? NO? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. SO JUST...DON'T! And don't say it's just 'one of those foods'. Do you have a napkin? THEN USE IT.
*ahem* Sorry about that. Anyways, an explanation. I have Asperger's Syndrome. (Google it.) One of the things is that some things that don't bother most people can bother me. (A lot.) So that's why, ok? I'm not crazy, I swear!
Mhm. Riiiight.
SHUT UP, ODDSEH!
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
