Hi.
I have very thick, very brown hair.
People tell me, 'Oh, your hair is so thick, you're so lucky!"
My response to that is, Thanks, yeah, it is thick!
I'm lucky...
until I have to brush it.
After I've been tossing and turning all night.
Wearing a BIPAP(look it up).
And it has enough knots in it to make a Boy Scout jealous.
...
Then, I don't feel so lucky. Then, it's more like:
*pulling brush through hair* EHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
*moves brush to another spot* *pulls brush through hair* EHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
And then, I have to put a part in.
*brushes hair back with the brush* EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
After that, it's not so bad. But still.
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