Humorous Crap #Wattys2016

iNTERVIEWING ODDSEH AND SCHWAP

YUP.
HERE IT IS.
AS A REMINDER, THIS IS ODDSEH AND FOR THIS CHAPTER, THIS IS SCHWAP. ANYTHING ELSE IS THE INTERVIEWER, AND THIS IS IF THEY'RE SPEAKING IN UNISON.
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What's your favorite food?
Hmm...maybe chicken and dumplings,..or nachos...or good extra-buttery popcorn...ooh, it's all so good!
*scoff* Mine is tuna noodle casserole.
But what about--
TUNA. NOODLE. CASSEROLE.
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If you could go anywhere for a year, where would you go?
Well, first, I would go get my most aw3some friend up north(you know who you are!), and then I'd travel across the country with her. And maybe go to London. owo
Ditto, but I'd avoid the Deep South. Those *bleep bleepity bleep bleeeep*s are crazy.
Schwap! What if some of our readers are in the Deep South?
Oh, okay, fine. They're not THAT bad.
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Favorite color?
Purple.
Okay. What shade of--
PURPLE.
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How did you become separate people?
That's a tricky one. We're not really separate people...I dunno how to explain it.
It's kind of like we're two aspects of the same person.
Yeah, what she said. Anyways, I came around before Oddseh--
And she never lets me forget it.
--because I was created when Oddschwap--
Which is the person we're aspects of.
SHADDAP. Anyways, I was created when she got a Minecraft account. She eventually named her Wattpad account for me, too.
And I came around when she changed her Minecraft username!
So I became her main Wattpad aspect, and Oddseh is her Minecraft aspect.
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What's the difference between you two?
Oh, god, don't get us started on that.
I'm more peppy.
I'm more pessimistic.
I'm more social.
I'm taller.
By two millimeters! Anyways, I have psionics--
--and I can teleport.
I have long hair.
And mine is cut short.
My full name(OddsAre612)has two capital letters.
And mine doesn't have any.
Is that enough differences for you?
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And we'll answer them the best we can.
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