Aries: Uh-oh. Gemini's planning something again. You can't be sure for who until it happens, though, so be careful, just in case.
Taurus: Gemini's planning something, and it sounds AWESOME! You should help out!
Gemini: Cancer's been feeling down lately. You should plan a surprise for them to cheer them up!
Cancer: Gemini has something planned for you, you just know it. Maybe it's nice. Maybe not. Better be careful around them, though.
Leo: Gemini's got something in the works, but they're not as fabulous as you, so why should you care?
Virgo: Gemini's been acting suspicious lately--so has Cancer. Better check it out.
Libra: Gemini's planning a PARTY! Omigosh, you LOVE parties!! You'd better go!
Scorpio: Gemini has something planned for Cancer, probably a surprise murder. You know how to fix this--you'll have to kill Gemini.
Sagittarius: Looks like Gemini's having a party. Scorpio seems suspicious and slightly murderous, though. Better keep an eye on them.
Capricorn: Parties? You LOVE pArTiEs! You can bring the drinks~
Aquarius: Gemini's holding a party for Cancer. Heard it through the grapevine. Everyone'll be there, so why not?
Pisces: OMIGOSH A PARTY! And Libra's going! It'll be GREAT!
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Sorry(not sorry)for any differences from your actual personality. :P
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