Here's some tips for if, for whatever reason, you ever have the urge to go out with me. (However unlikely that may be.)
1. If you're not willing to schedule dates around my neb treatments, eff off.
2. If you start sighing and checking your watch while you're waiting for me to finish a neb treatment, eff off.
3. If our first date is at an arcade/mini golf place/laser tag place, I am instantly thinking about kissing you.
4. If you think I'm gonna show up with makeup and a dress, nuh-uh. The best I'll do is Chapstick and a nice shirt.
5. I don't drink. Or smoke. If you smoke(although I'd prefer you not), for God's sake, don't do it around me.
6. If you think I'm going to make out with you on the first date, eff off.
7. If you EVER(and I mean EVER)diss me, any of my friends or family, or a game I really like(*coughcough*Minecraft*coughcough*), we're done.
8. I do consider sitting at home watching a movie or playing video games a date. (And yes, I DO like games like COD or Halo.)
9. Please don't be offended if the first thing I do when we go to your house is ask for the wifi password. It's a sign of respect, I swear.
10. If I say 'Shut up,' and you say 'Make me,' there is a good chance I'll kiss you. (On the other hand, if you say 'Shut up' and I say 'Make me,' that is definitely an invitation to kiss me.)
That's all, really. Get it? Got it? Good.
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