11:24
WE'VE GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, SODAS, SNACKS, AND A BOX OF EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPERS
PETERSBURG WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT IT
LET'S HIT THE ROAD
11:56
Okay, I'm bored. ALSO JUST BECAUSE
EY YO tavroswwhatevver
I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS SOMETIME IN APRIL
SO I MADE YOU PIE
You: What kind of pie?
BIRTHDAY PIE *reveals 30 pies that have the numbers 1-30 on them* I wasn't sure exactly what day, so I made one for every day in April just in case o3o HAPPEH BELATED/EARLY BIRFDAY!
You: What flavor?
PIE FLAVOR *smaller pies burst out the top of all the pies*
1:15
NEARLY THERE
FINALLY
YAY
SO IMMA END THIS
SORRY IT WAS KINDA SHITTY
BAIIII
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
