My grandma's little dog is an adorably bratty teacup poodle named Little Bit. Normally, she is happy to stay within range of the house, but on two occasions, she had other ideas.
1. Venison dinner
Where my gram lives, deer are often seen in backyards. On this occasion, one of the said deer was happily grazing when Little Bit decided she needed to go out. Mom scooped her up and took her outside. When she saw the deer(Mom was still holding her), her little legs started going like she wanted a venison dinner. Of course, a six pound poodle wouldn't stand a chance against a 120 pound deer, so Mom had no intention of putting her down.
2. Cat-astrophe
Once upon a time, Little Bit was outside sniffing around, when this black and white cat went shooting across the yard. I thought Little Bit was just going to sit there, but no. That little dog went chasing after that cat like she thought she was gonna take it on. I can't blame her. Some punk-ass cat ran into MY yard, I'd want to chase it off too. But of course, we couldn't have our itsy bitsy dog chasing a cat, so Gram scooped her up.
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