1. I LOVE video games. Want to play Halo? SWEET! Rather play Resident Evil or Mortal Kombat? SIGN ME UP! Super Smash Bros. Brawl? Cool! I call Pit!
2 If you just want to sit around and watch a movie/tv show and eat popcorn and cuddle, I'm up for that, too! I LOVE cuddling!
3. I'm very loyal. No, I wasn't just checking out that other guy. And I'd never dream of cheating.
4. Want to go somewhere quieter instead of that super-fancy restaurant that all the other couples are going to? Nice! (I heard the portions are tiny, anyway.) I know this great place in Bedford that isn't too formal, but the food is fantastic.
5. You don't have to worry about acting gentlemanly around me. Yeah, it's polite, but I won't scalp you if you don't pull out my chair for me.
6. I'm not too needy. (At least I THINK I'm not.) On Valentine's Day, if you just get me a box of decent chocolate, I'm good.
7. You don't have to stress about meeting my mom. She's pretty cool. (It's my grandmother you have to worry about.)
So yeah! I'm a pretty badass girlfriend, huh? *wink wink*
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