Shotbat
Baseball bat + Shotgun
Home runs AND head shots. What more could you want from a weapon? (o3o)
Bow and Dagger
Bow + Dagger...duh.
It's a bow that can a. turn INTO a dagger and b. fire daggers like arrows. Aw3some, right? O3O There are more awesome ones to come, though o333o
Slingshield
Slingshot + Shield
Not only can you chuck rocks at your enemies, you can also block rocks that your enemies chuck at you! It's a win-win! (For you. Not for them.)
Speararang
Spear + Boomerang
FWOOSH!
Enemy: Ha! You mi-- *SHICKKKK*
HEADSHOT. Need I say more?
And finally...
The one nobody has been waiting for...
Drumroll please! *drumroll*
THE MASHOVEL.
MACHETE + SHOVEL
NOT ONLY CAN YOU USE IT TO SLICE UP AND/OR KO YOUR ENEMIES
IT'S THE PERFECT GARDENING TOOL! DIG HOLES FOR YOUR DEAD BODIES--I MEAN PLANT TULIPS, AND TRIM YOUR HEDGES AFTERWARDS! WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR.
NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
MASHOVEL
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
