Name: OddsAre612
Nicknames: Odds, OddsAre, Oddseh
Age: 14
Height: 5'
Hair Color: Dark brown
Eye Color: Purple with a tint of brown
Skin Color: Pretty damn pale. I WILL FCK YOU UP IF YOU CALL ME PALE-EO. SAL* DID. LOOK WHERE HE ENDED UP
Weight: Noneya damn beeswax. (She weighs 110 pounds.) DAMMIT SCHWAP
Strife specibus: Mashovelkind
Moirail: *'schwaptastic612' is scribbled out.* NOT AFTER SHE TOLD EVERYONE MY WEIGHT
Matesprit, Kismesis, Auspitice: N/A
Powers: Psionics. Duh.
*Sal is a character from Darkness Inside, a oneshot in our Random Tales book! You should check it out! (*coughcough*shamelessadvertising*coughcough*) I WILL MASHOVEL YOUR ASS.
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Name: schwaptastic612
Nicknames: Schwap, Schwappeh, Schwop(mispronunciation). (IT'S PRONOUNCED SCH-WHAP. AS IN, I WILL WHAP YOU IN THE HEAD IF YOU PRONOUNCE IT SCHWOP.)
Age: 14
Height: 5'2" Liar. She's only 5', like me! (DAMMIT ODDSEH!) Muahahahhaa, REVENGE!
Hair Color: Lightish brown
Eye Color: Bright green
Skin Color: A bit tanner than Oddseh
Weight: 110, because I'M confident about my weight. Unlike Oddseh. sHUT UP
Strife specibus: Polearmkind
Moirail: I still consider Oddseh my moirail, because I don't hold grudges. tHAT'S IT. IT'S MASHOVEL TIME. (oH SHIT.)
*Benny Hill theme plays* (*runs from Oddseh*) *chases Schwap carrying a mashovel*
*5-10 minutes later*
(*shows up with a bruise on her head* . . . *gets out the polearm*) . . . *runs like hell*
*mORE BENNY HILL THEME*
*5-10 more minutes later*
*is hogtied* I hate you so much right now. (Mhm. Suuuure you do.)
Matesprit, Kismesis, Auspitice: N/A
Powers: Most people think it's teleportation. Let's leave it at that. She can speed up, slow down, and stop time. gODDAMMIT ODDSEH MUAHAHAHAHAAA, MORE REVENGE
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The end, before they impale each other...
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UPDATE, MOFOS
Crime most likely to commit
Oddseh
Second-degree murder
"SCREW IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I CAN SURVIVE IN PRISON" BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
Schwap
Second-degree murder
"Dammit, Oddseh won't survive prison. Ah, well. I've been to prison once; I can do it again."
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
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Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
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