I don't even know

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So this is a weird dream I had.
I was on Minecraft, playing with Hetalia_OC_Vienna, but her hair was unshaded. Now, this is weird, because her hair is ALWAYS shaded. And then, all of a sudden, she unzipped the skin, and she was a gorilla. ...Yeah, I don't know, either.
Here's another one.
So I'm just driving down the road, when all of a sudden, the road is filled up with yellow Volkswagen beetles.
And cardboard boxes.
So naturally, I honk the horn and shout "c'MON, MOVE IT, I'M LATE FOR WORK!"
Even though I don't have a job.
And I've never driven a car before.
...
My dreams are really weird, aren't they?

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