Randomness

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Plan to dominate the world:
1. Congress
2. President
3. ???
4. WORLD DOMINATION
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I just realized. I'm Oddseh. And I'm also Schwap. And I ship Oddschwap. Which means I technically ship myself WITH myself.
. . .
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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Imma ask myself a question and answer myself.
Q: R U MERJIK
A: YESH AND I HAVE AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND(ALSO ME)WHO IS TOO
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How much odd could an OddsAre are if an OddsAre could be odd?
18.7 millipancakes.

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