Humorous Crap #Wattys2016

Guilty Pleasures

I have quite a few of these. Let's talk about them.
Food.
Anything chocolatey or rich. I had this amazing chocolate cake once at a restaurant, and I could eat it seven days a week, 365 days a year. And I'm not ashamed of that! Know why?
I don't give a crap what anyone else thinks of me!
I also have a weakness for rippled sour cream and onion chips, tortilla chips with cheese, tuna and cheese sandwiches, purple Nerds, and movie theater butter popcorn. (I have braces, so don't tell my orthodontist that.)
Fairy tales.
Not the cheesy Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty ones. No, I'm into the Brothers Grimm style of fairy tales, like The Water-Nix, and The Wishing-table, The Ass, And The Cudgel(all one story, look it up), and Sweetheart Roland, and The Devil With The Three Golden Hairs. I have a thick book filled with hundreds of Brothers Grimm stories.
Bad fanfiction.
YES, I ADMIT IT! TAKE ME AWAY! I have a soft spot for those really bad fanfictions with really bad storylines, terrible grammar, and overpowered OCs. They're so bad, but so good. PM me, and I'll send you one of my favorites.
Hospital shows.
NOT GENERAL HOSPITAL. I mean like Chicago Med, Grey's Anatomy, and Red Band Society before it got canceled. The CFer in that show was horribly inaccurate, though. (Marijuana? Really? And neb treatments take WAY longer than 5 minutes! Where is the vest?! Where are the oxygen tubes?! IF HE'S IN A LONG-TERM HOSPITAL, HE SHOULD NOT BE SMOKING POT AND RIDING AROUND ON A SKATEBOARD! HE SHOULD BE LYING IN BED WHEEZING AND COUGHING UP BLOOD! *ahem* Omfg just thought of something: Silly show producers! You're all dumbasses! [meant to be read like the Trix motto])
And that's about it, really. OH! And riddles. Love those things.