HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE BEEN TO STEAK N SHAKE. SHOW OF HANDS
*counts*
THAT IS NOT NEARLY ENOUGH OF YOU. IT NEEDS TO BE A L L OF YOU
THEY HAVE REALLY REALLY GOOD STEAKBURGERS(YUM)
CHICKEN FINGERS(DOUBLE YUM)
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
MILKSHAKES(ASDFGHJKLSHFGWISHFHSJAHFUEBDN)
BUT ONE THING
DO NOT
UNDER A N Y CIRCUMSTANCES
GET THE CHILI SPAGHETTI. NOW, I AM A CHILI SPAGHETTI SNOB MYSELF(HAVING GROWN UP WITH SKYLINE AND GOLD STAR, WHICH ARE THE BEST CHILI PLACES EVAR)
AND THEIRS GETS 0/5 CHILI CANS.
IT'S WATERY AND GROSS AND NASTY.
BUT SKYLINE CHILI
OH MAN.
IT'S LIKE A CHILIGASM IN YOUR MOUTH.
BUT SADLY, I LIVE IN VIRGINIA NOW RATHER THAN OHIO
AND THERE ARE NO SKYLINES. :c
BUT
THEY DO HAVE SKYLINE CHILI SPAGHETTI AT THE WALMART NEAR ME
SO I GUESS IT'S ALL GUUD
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Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
