Ok so I thought about the new X-Men movie and I have to do this
Did you hear about how Storm got a big pay raise?
(No, what about it)
She's not too modest about it, she's always making it rain
ODDSEH NO
ODDSEH YES
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ALSO I'M ONLY 3 MONTHS AWAY FROM GETTING MY LEARNER'S PERMIT THE AND I AM FREAKING OUT
I DROVE A GOLF CART INTO A BUSH ONCE TRYING TO PARK
I AM NOT READY FOR THIS
OH SHIT
UPDATE: IT'S SIX MONTHS. NOT THREE. WHICH WILL MAKE IT NOVEMBER. WHICH MEANS THE ROADS WILL BE ALL ICY. GREEEEEAT
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COVER CONTEST! READ THIS SHIT CAREFULLY
DAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE HOLDING A COVER CONTEST
CAUSE OUR OLD ONE IS OUTDATED
YOU CAN DRAW IT OR MAKE IT ON THE COMPUTER
COLOR WILL MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY MORE LIKELY TO WIN
BUT COLOR ISN'T NECESSARY
IF, BY ANY CHANCE, YOU WANT TO PUT US ON THE COVER
NOT SURE WHY YOU'D WANT TO DO THAT
HERE ARE FACEQ IMAGESOddseh
Schwap
OK YOU GOT THAT
GOOD. HERE ARE THE RULES
1. No cover shops. You gotta make it yourself.
2. Please, no memes. My last one was a meme, and I want this one to be different.
3. Again, color is not necessary. It will make you very slightly more likely to win, but not a lot.
4. Please don't just grab someone else's cover. I don't like plagiarism. :c
5. Please, PM me the link to an Imgur thing or something. No, really. PM. Not comment. No commenting. Comment submissions will, regrettably, not count. The contest will end at 12:00 PM on June 12th. The results should come out on the 13th. owo
DAT'S IT
GET DRAWING O3O
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!