(Ranked from most to least severe)
Spring
- Allergies
- Mosquitoes
- Bees(that are out to get me, I swear to gog)
- Back to high school
Summer
- Mosquitoes
- Allergies
- Heatstroke
- Bees
Fall
- Halloween(being mobbed by small children when I give out candy)
- Mosquitoes
- Thanksgiving(50/50 chance of my relatives being assholes)
- Black Friday(fear of my mom being trampled during shopping)
Winter
- Christmas shopping
- Frostbite
- Being snowed in
- Mosquitoes in itty bitty snowsuits
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Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
عشوائيThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
