Omfg this place is amazing.
The food is good. The variety is amazing. You can stuff yourself like a turkey and nobody judges you. (I ate 2 full plates and then sherbet, ice cream, chocolate covered marshmallows from the Wonderfall(love that shiz), a piece of chocolate cake, and a brownie.) I got so full and so nauseous, but it was so worth it.
But oh god.
Remember the Halloween Horde?
This was 100 times worse.
3 SCHOOL BUSSES' WORTH OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS
THEY FILLED UP A WHOLE S E C T I O N
AND THEY DIVIDED AND CONQUERED THE BUFFET
SCREW MILITARY TRAINING
WE SHOULD HAVE SOLDIERS WATCH A VIDEO OF A SHITLOAD OF KIDS AT GOLDEN CORRAL
OH GOG
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