My tips on: Throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game:
My only advice is, don't do it. There is no upside.
If you do good, nobody really cares.
But if you mess up, you'll be an idiot on YouTube forever.
My tips on: Being at a birthday party your crush invited you to where you know nobody except the person who invited you:
Wait until they're alone. Go talk to them. Do your best to monopolize them for the rest of the party. End of discussion.
My tips on: When aforementioned crush invites you to a 4th of July bonfire:
Watch in awe as they set off fireworks that you're not entirely sure are legal. At one point, end up sitting on their back porch with your crush watching YouTube videos on their phone. When they're toasting marshmallows, act like you're nervous to get too close to the fire. (It's even better if you don't have to act. I didn't. It's also better if you're a girl with a guy crush, but hey, if you're a boy/girl with a girl crush, be the bigger person and offer to go toast their marshmallows for them.) Swoon when he offers to toast the marshmallows for you both. At the end of the night, wonder if now is a good time to make your move.
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