???: *insane laughter* Hey there! It's your faaaaaaavorite insane doppelgänger here, and today we're gonna--
Oddseh: *out of nOWHERE* c'MERE YOU LITTLE SHIT *tACKLE*
???: oHGOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Oddseh: *hog-ties her* *scoff* Friggin' 2Ps.
2P!Oddseh: Hurtful!
Oddseh: sHADDAP. Anyways, this mofo came in here, knocked me out, and tried to take over MY book.
2P!Oddseh: I had a perfectly good reason!
Oddseh: Oh, really? Tell me.
2P!Oddseh: ...uhm...
Oddseh: Mhm. That's what I thought. Now, why are my OCs tied up in front of a volcano?
Irey: MMMPH!!
2P!Oddseh: No reason...totally wasn't gonna sacrifice them to the lava gods or anything.
Oddseh: Wow, and I thought I was crazy. Anyways, I'd better go untie them. See you guys later--
2P!Oddseh: Byeeee~
Oddseh: yOU STAY OUT OF THIS. Anyways, baiiiii~
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
