SO I WENT TO THE APPLE BLOSSOM FESTIVAL TODAY I GOT A RING, LIP BALM, AND OF COURSE
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ERPLSH YUMMY DELICIOUS APPLES I'M ACTUALLY EATING A WINESAP AS I WRITE THIS APPLES ARE THE BEST -<>-<>- I dunno what Voldemort was thinking when he tried to kill Harry with magic I mean, his parents, I get. They're full grown wizards. But I mean C'mon. Harry was an infant. Why bother. Here's what I would've done(in 3 easy steps!): 1. Pick up child 2. Throw child out window 3. Cackle evilly as he falls to his doom. -<>-<>- I made a deal with 2P!Oddseh that if I let her tell one joke here, she'd leave me alone for a while. 2P!Oddseh: Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Ohgod. 2P!Oddseh: *eyes glow dark purple* Everywhere OMFGIREGRETTHIS
