Humorous Crap #Wattys2016

Trick-or-Treaters

Let me get this straight. I friggin' love trick or treat. I can't do it anymore, but I loved it. This year, I was giving out candy at my Gram's house. The first group was pretty normal. Then this happened...
*hears screeching*
Mom: It must be a cat fight.
Me: *sees trick or treaters at the door who are screeching to get our attention* ._. *gets the bowl of candy and goes to the door*
Trick or treaters: Trick or treat!
Me: Aww...*holds out bowl* You can take two, ok?
Boy: *takes two skittles bags*
Girl: *only takes one*
Me: Happy Halloween~
Trick-or-treaters: Thaaank yoooou! *go off screeching*
Me: ._____.
Yeah. And then, THE HORDE CAME. (It was one family, and they said their last name, but I won't say it here for the sake of anonymity.)
Me: *sees a group of seemingly three kids at the door* *thinks* This should be fun. *gets the candy bowl and goes to the door* Hi--
Kids: *there's actually SIX* tRICK OR TREAT-- *start grabbing at the bowl*
Me: T-take two, okay?! O.O
Kid #3: OOH SKITTLES
Most of the kids: *take like three or four*
Me: O.O
Kids: THAAANK YOOOU *go off down the stairs*
Their dad: Thanks, we're the ***** family, we live ****** houses down!
Me: O-Okay! Happy Halloween!
Their dad: Thanks, you too! Nice meeting you!
Me: Y-Yeah, you too!
Horde: *moves on to the next house*
Me: *steps away from the door* O.O
YEAH. And I swear to god, they had PRACTICED that shit, because one second, I heard "TRICK OR TREAT" and saw a bunch of hands reach into the bowl, and the next, the dad was introducing them and they were GONE. (They should learn manners, too. -.-) I swear I'm not making this up. This HAPPENED. Maybe next year I should wear body armor, just in case XD
Share your funny Halloween stories in the comments! ^_^ I-I mean, if you want.
Happy Halloween(even though I'm probably posting this days after!)