Mean girl: Pshhh, you're such a nerd!
Me: Aca-scuse me?
Her: *false sympathy* Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?
Me: No, no, it's ok. I'm not mad. In fact, I have a couple of jokes for you. *huge fake smile* Why did the chicken cross the road?
Her: ...I dunno, why?
Me: To get to the b*tch's house! *tilts head* Knock knock!
Her: Who's there?
Me: *sudden straight face* THE CHICKEN. *struts off*
Best friend: BUUUUUUUUUURN
YOU ARE READING
Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
