1. Introduce yourself with a gif.
I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't.
2. Can you drive?
If I could, I'd keep crashing into things, so maybe it's best that I can't.
3. Zodiac sign?
GEMINI ALLLLL THE WAY DOOOOOWNTOOOOOOOWN
4. What song is in your head at the moment?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AAAAAARE~
RUNNIN' ROUND LEAVIN' SCAAAAAAAAARS
COLLECTING IN YOUR JAR OF HEARTS
TEARING LOVE APARTTTT
YOU'RE GOOOOONNA CATCH A COOOOOOLD
FROM THE IIICE INSIIIIDE YOUR SOOOOOOUL
DON'T COME BACK FOR MEEEEEEE
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AAAAAAAARE
*ahem* yeah.
5. What's your real name?
Piper Olivia M. I'm not giving out my last name :P
6. Relationship status?
I'M SINGLE AND I'M PROUD
7. Last time you cried and why?
A couple days ago, I think. My dad died recently.
8. Three things that basically sum you up?
Sarcasm, video games, and fandoms.
9. Language you'd like to learn?
Irish OwO
10. Description of your crush?
Red hair, shorter than I am, sarcastic, witty, smart, tsundere--I mean what I don't know what you're talking about I don't have a crush
11. Description of your best friend?
I've never meet my online best frond IRL, so I'll describe my two IRL best friends OwO
One has long brown hair and wears glasses and beanies. She's a middle schooler, but she's friggin' kawaii desu and we do National History Day together. The other also has long brown hair and we're in the same grade. She's awesome, scary at times, and the toughest person I know. They're both on Wattpad so hAI FRONDS
12. Ever been hospitalized?
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
Do you even KNOW me? More times than I can count.
13. Most embarrassing moment?
This is actually pretty recent. I was at the regional competition for NHD, and we were waiting for the results to be announced. I started to feel nauseous, but nausea is a side effect of one of the meds I was on, so I brushed it off. I was getting pretty warm, however, and I started getting sicker. I kept brushing it off, however. Then. Out of nowhere.
Oh no.
I P U K E D OVER THE SIDE OF THE CHAIR
EVERYONE WAS STARING
I WAS CRYING WHEN I WENT TO GO CHANGE(LUCKILY I HAD BROUGHT A CHANGE OF CLOTHES)
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT EVER
14. Last text you received?
"I meant short ruler"
15. Description of the person you hate the most?
To avoid offending anyone, I'll use a person I met in middle school who I despised with every inch of my being. He was this little punk who was pretty smart, and he knew it. He was super cocky. I had to work with him a couple of times. (I had to admire his taste in beverages; he drank the same brand of flavored water I did.) He wasn't mean, per se, but the little snot was annoying as all hell.
16. Five ways to win your heart?
Play video games. Read books. Talk to me about superheroes(my secret passion). Challenge me. Don't expect me to be girly. owo
17. How important is your education?
IMPORTANT TIMES ELEVENTY-TWO TRILLION THIRTY-TWELVE BILLION NINETY-TWO MILLION SEVENTY-THIRTEEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED NINETY FOUR TIMES THREE TIMES THE WIDTH OF YOUR NOSTRIL
18. Something you'd like to say to your ex?
It's not your fault! You didn't realize you were gay yet!
19. What you wore today?
T-shirt. Sweatpants. Barefoot. Nuff said.
20. Most recent picture of you?. . .
21. Most traumatic experience?
My dad had a seizure while I was there in the room with him. I don't want to talk about it.
22. Favorite quote?
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (That IS the order, right? I remember all the names just not the order they're in ;n;)
23. What's in your bag?
The closest bag has my games in it. owo
24. An internal conflict with yourself?
"EAT!" "DON'T EAT!"
25. The meanest thing someone ever said to you?
"I hate you."
26. How your last kiss went down.
Never kissed anyone properly so :P
27. Sexual orientation?
Demisexual biromantic. Look it up.
28. What does your inner voice constantly tell you?
"You're not good enough."
29. What makes you feel powerful?
Beating a level in a video game. Cheesy, I know.
30. Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Well, someone told me that someone told them that they THINK my crush might like me too. So there's that.
31. Do you remember your crush when you were seven?
The earliest one I can remember was also my first ex. His name was Austin. He ended up being gay. (He didn't know when we dated, of course.)
32. Name someone pretty.
EVERYOOOOOOOONE! Yes, even you! Don't deny it!
33. Confession?
YES! IT WAS I WHO ATE THE LAST SWISS ROLL! TAKE ME AWAY *holds up hands for handcuffs*
34. Where is your most recent bruise located? What's it from?
On my knee. No fkin idea from what tbh XD
35. Who's your celeb crush?
MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER <3I tag tavroswwhatevver. DO IT FROND
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