50 QUESTION TAG

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@Thetaton, I CHOOSE YOU!
Plus, written a g e s ago so if some of it's inaccurate, that's why ouo
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1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
At my gram's house working on a Spanish project. Btw, that moment when you've been drawing for HOURS and it's just like

 Btw, that moment when you've been drawing for HOURS and it's just like

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2. Who are you in love with?
*fantasizes about crush* I-I MEAN NOONE I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH WHAT GIVES YOU THAT IDEA
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, but I smeared myself with butter once when I was little. o39
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
. . . *looks at the pink comforter in front of me*
5. When's the last time you went to the mall?
Oh, gawd, a while ago. I was in Petersburg and we went to a mall food court for lunch. It was State History Day...
Wow, I'm a geek.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope. WANT PROOF?

I GOT EXCITEDALSO YES THOSE ARE MY FEET I AM FLEXIBLE AS HELL7

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I GOT EXCITED
ALSO YES THOSE ARE MY FEET I AM FLEXIBLE AS HELL
7. Does your family have a car worth over $2000?
Idk. I think it is. XD
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
When I went to Petersburg for State History Day...:c
9. Have you been to the movies in the last five days?
OMFG NO
DO SOME REALLY RICH PEOPLE GO TO THE MOVIES LIKE EVERY DAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF SO I'M JEALOUS AS HELL
10. Are you hot?
Actually, I'm pretty cold rn.
*Ba-dum tsshhhhhhh*
Ok, but really, idk. C:
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Gatorade. Glacier cherry Gatorade, to be exact.
---NOTE: THE REST OF THESE QUESTIONS WERE COMPLETED AT LIKE 12:00 PM--
12. What are you wearing?
Clothes o3o
Jk. A t-shirt with quotes from 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun', my glasses, and...*looks down* uhm
it's one of those times when I'm not wearing pants again X3
13. Do you wash your car or do you let the car wash do it?
Well
I don't have a car, so
I guess that answers that question.
14. Last food you ate?
Chocolate ice cream *drools*
15. Where were you last week at this time?
Watching Jimmy Fallon. Just like I am right now.
16. When was the last time you ran?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY
I DON'T DO SILLY STUFF LIKE RUNNING
MAINLY BECAUSE I'D PASS OUT AFTER 2 MINUTES
17. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Does watching Jimmy Fallon play beer pong count?
...I think it does.
18. What is your favorite animal?
PENGUINS OwO *snuggles penguin plushie*
19. Your dream vacation?
*imagines going to Canada* owo
20. Last person's house you were in?
My gram's. OwO
21. Worst injury you've ever had?
I coughed up blood once.
NUFF SAID
22. Have you been in love?
Yesh o39
Multiple times(once with a guy who ended up being gay)
23. Do you miss anyone right now?
...Yeah. My dad. I don't want to talk about it.
24. Last play you saw?
IDFK XDDDDD O3O
25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
*stares into the camera* LOOK INTO MY EYES. LOOK DEEEEEEEP INTO MY EYEEEESSSSSS
*pushes you away* TOO DEEP, TOO DEEP
GAWD
STALKER
26. What are your plans for tonight?
Well, I'm gonna go pee, brush my teeth, and get the hell to bed. Goodnight.
--NOTE: THESE ONES WERE WRITTEN AT 8:30-9:00 AM--
27. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message to?
*blows an inch-thick layer of dust off the tag* Huh.
Well, no one. I don't even have MySpace XD
28. Next trip you're going to take?
To go to Maryland for NATIONAL History Day cause I won 2nd place at State!!!
OMFG I'M SUCH A GEEK I GOT SO FRIGGIN EXCITED ABOUT THAT
29. Ever go to camp?
Does camping once at Philpott Lake count?
...Oh, you mean a summer camp. Yeah, no.
30. Were you an honor roll student in school?
DOES HAVING A VARSITY LETTER ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
CAUSE I AM RN
31. What do you want to know about the future?
Well, it'd be cool to know what job I'm going to have, and if I end up having kids or not. But other than that, I want it to be a surprise c:
32. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
WITH MY LUNGS?
HELL NO
SOMEONE SPRAYED AXE BODY SPRAY IN CLASS ONCE AND I COUGHED UP A LUNG
33. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
There is something you should know about me.
I am ALWAYS due for a doctor's appointment.
34. Where is your best friend?
Well, hopefully, both my IRL best friends are in school at the time of writing this. MY ONLINE FRIEND BETTER BE IN SCHOOL RN TOO
WELL, THETATON
ARE YOU
UPDATE: school is out now so ye
35. How is your best friend?
As far as I know, all three of them are A-OK! You ARE, right?! They all have WP owo
36. Do you have a tan?
*looks at pasty skin* ...
no
37. What are you listening to rn?
Well, I'd LIKE to be listening to the music on my phone RN bUT MOM WON'T COME IN SO I CAN ASK HER TO PASS ME MY PHONE
38. Do you collect anything?
Aha.......hahah......I'm one of those people you might call a 'hoarder'.....heh....yeah.
39. Who's the biggest gossiper you know?
Mah cousin Kass. I love her to bits, but jeez.
40. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Neverrrrrrrr
41. Have you ever drunk soda from a straw?
YES
OFC
HASN'T EVERYONE OWO
42. What does your last text message say?
Oh, jeez, I can't remember. Pretty sure it was me saying I had to go XD
43. Do you like hot sauce?
NO
HELL NO
HELL FCKIN NO
I DO NOT LIKE TOO SPICY FOODS
44. Last time you took a shower?
I need one....cx
I'm not great about that
45. Do you need to do laundry?
I don't. Idk about Mom. XDDD HEY MOM!
'What?'
YOU NEED TO DO LAUNDRY?!
'Yeah...why?'
IT'S FOR A 50 QUESTION TAG
'*looks at me like I'm nuts*'
YEAH
I'M LAZY
BUT IN MY DEFENSE I CAN'T REALLY CLEAN THE HOUSE EITHER BECAUSE ONE DUST AND TWO THE CLEANER SCENTS IRRITATE MY LUNGS
46. What is your heritage?
Uuuuhhmmmmmm. Irish, Cherokee, British...
47. Are you somebody's best friend?
*looks at Thetaton and SebbyGrellSamDean* *wriggles eyebrows* o3o MY THIRD FRIEND TOO BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER HER USERNAME I'M SO SORRY PUT IT IN THE COMMENTS
48. Are you rich?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
49. What were you doing at 12am last night?
If it's a weekday, watching Jimmy Fallon. If it was a Saturday, then watching Saturday Night Live.
50. Pets?
Nope! Allergens.

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