I hate mornings

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It's 7:30.
I was all warm and cozy in my bed, and I woke up, looked outside and thought,
"Oh, it's early, I have more time to sleep." So I lay back down, and close my eyes...
*ALARM GOES OFF*
"*eyes open dramatically like in those horror movies*"
It was time to get up.
And someone was going to have hell to pay.
So know what I did?
I turned up the radio alarm loud enough for it to wake my mom up.
IF I HAD TO BE UP
EVERYONE ELSE HAD TO BE UP TOO.
In my defense, it was Oddseh's idea. She gets crazy when she's tired.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WILL REIGN
SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO BED

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