In the game:
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| Wailord used Bounce! |
| The foe's Wailord bounces into the air! |
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In real life:
A hUGE FCKING WHALE BOUNCES INTO THE SKY
YOU SEE ITS SHADOW HOVERING OVER YOU AND YOUR POKEMON AS IT PREPARES TO SQUISH YOUR POOR POKEMON INTO A PANCAKE
In the game:
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| Wailord used Bounce! |
| [Pokemon's name here] avoided the attack! |
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In real life:
YOU PREPARE FOR YOUR POKEMON'S IMMINENT DOOM
BUT IT ROLLS AWAY JUST IN TIME AS THE WAILORD CRASHES DOWN TO EARTH!
You: OH THANK HELIX FOSSIL.
((I am NOT doing those boxes again. That was a pain in the ass XDD))
-<>-<>-
Gym Leader: *uses the same move over and over*
You: gEE I WONDER WHAT THE TM WILL BE
*you beat them*
Gym Leader: Good job! Here you go! *gives you the TM to a move tHEY DIDN'T EVEN USE*
You: wHAT THE HELL
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Humorous Crap #Wattys2016
RandomThis is a book with stuff that's well, funny. I think. Probably not. Eh, who cares! Just read it!
